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nerd.of.steel: Rocco Augsuto

I am a Web Developer, Consultant, and Microsoft MVP (Most Valuable Professional) based out of the City of Roses - Portland, Oregon. I have over 15 years of education and experience in the art of Web Design and Development and have no plans to stop my quest for knowledge anytime soon. Over the past year I have been moving into the mobile Internet space and started developing applications for the Google Android platform.

Joost For Jokes!

Posted: May 16, 10:33 AM

Alright, heres the deal. Someone was nice enough to give me a BETA invite to Joost a few weeks back and I would love to do the same for you guys. The only problem is, I only have a limited number of invites.

Instead of just giving them out randomly, I figured it would be best to make this entertaining. To win a invite just leave a comment to this post with a funny joke. Bad jokes will not be rewarded… unless there funny… but then they wouldn’t be bad. :)

If your joke can make me laugh, you got yourself an invite! Sound good? Cool! Let the chuckles begin!

Also, make sure to include your name and email address so I know where to send the invite too! Please try to keep the jokes clean as I would like to keep the site appropriate for nerds of all ages!

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5 Responses to "Joost For Jokes!"

  1. Todd said:

    May 16, 02:46 PM

    Q: Where does a king keep his armies?
    A: In his sleevies! :)

  2. Rocco said:

    May 16, 07:33 PM

    ZING! You just earned yourself an invite! I hope you enjoy using Joost!

  3. noah said:

    May 19, 03:15 PM

    So a pirate walks into a bar with steering wheel of a ship sticking out of his pants.

    The bartender asks “why is there a wheel sticking out of your pants?”

    The Pirate relies “arrggg it’s drivin’ me nuts.”

  4. Rocco said:

    May 19, 06:45 PM

    Ha! Driving me nuts, classic! :)

  5. Jonathan Hoffberg said:

    Jun 1, 11:56 AM

    Here’s one…

    The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.

    The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.

    The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.

    The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: “Okay! Okay! I’m a rabbit! I’m a rabbit!”